Age/Gender: 26, Male
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Job: artist & caregiver
....A look of pure terror in her strawberry eyes, overshadowed by tears of jam spilling down her cheek. She calmly folds her azure hands across her thin chest. She leans in and whispers in my ear : "lick me" is all she says. ©2000-2007 Axel Fear
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Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 4,253 / 4,440
Exp. Rank #: 4,203
Voting Pow.: 6.19 votes
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Flash Reviews: 43
Music Reviews: 0
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43 Reviews | 10 w/ Responses
This is what I would expect from members of KK and CC. What a crock. How many of you sniveling 10 year olds are actually real people and not just created for the sake of filling the Authors bar?!
You are wasting your time making flash that is guaranteed to be blammed right off the bat. Next time why not try a little harder to show you actually have flash skills.
Thank you for the blam points, children.
-AF
- Dead to KK, CC, LL, and ARFEN. /b/ 4eva.
Author's Response:
thats why it didnt get blammed, good job :D
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Add music and better sound effects. Fix the time delay when you pop the balloons. Fix the 'download this game link' so it actually works.
-AF
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I am sure many other people have said that, but it is very true. What you created with Flash is basically a Powerpoint presentation. That is the reason I scored it a 2 instead of a 4.
The art was subpar and the only animation was the loading screen. Your grammar and spelling was filled with mistakes. Next time add a little animation and spellcheck your work in Word before you upload.
I have not seen your other work so this may be a fluke. Sorry.
-Axel Fear
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I really liked this video. It was very reminiscent of true beatles style. Bravo. The rotoscoping is fabulous and the sound quality is perfect.
The only criticism I have is the abrupt stop at the end. You should put a credit or 'the end' screen to make it not seem so much like an accident.
-Troy
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All in all I liked it. The graphics were sub-par, but the gameplay was entertaining. There are numerous glitches and bugs. There are a few:
1. On the second boss fight I fell off the last platform on the right and ended up having to be immortally off-screen. I could walk the length of the level in the void from the white stripe :(
2 If the crouch button is accidently pressed while running your character freezes and issues an awful noise. If pressed mid-jump it make you fall straight down.
and 3 Sometimes the character freezes and is unable to continue toward the right. This is mostly solved by pressing the left arrow repeatedly.
I still like playing and when I have the time to run through the first two bosses again, i WILL beat it. :)
-Axel
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Out of all the parody I have seen, this is the best by far. Your use of the original music and characters was great, but your voice acting and humor was phenomenal for young kids. :) Wow. I only have one criticism. The audio was a little crackly and there were time that the voices were lost in a mess of audio noise. Other than that small thing you were great. 10 stars to you and a merry 5, too.
-Axel
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I would have scored this high but the music cut out just when I was glued to the screen. And I cannot read spanish at high speeds. All in all, a cute vid. :)
-Axel
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Considering the history of the work that Star Syndicate releases, I generally assume Blam and 0 stars. This piece, on the other hand, is very much improved and shows more of the innate talent that some of Star Syndicate's animators have. If you keep improving like this, even the NGer's who hate you will stand up and take notice.
-Axel
Author's Response:
Oh gee I really appreciate your opinion dick! :)
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The animation was sub-par, the jokes were great, and the music was all from Dance Dance Revolution. It was fun, but juvenile. Try to embrace a more detailed form of drawing and animating. Filling your characters out more would improve the look of the overall picture. I like it, but it isn't done to its' full potential. I hope to see better, next time.
-Axel
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This was the best episode of the series as of yet. :) Hammers of Joy! Keep up the great work and release many MANY more episodes. :)
-Axel
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